Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 14, 2011

Fur burger

A vagina with hair on it

“Dude my girl asked me last night if I wanted a fur burger, I was you like damn right I do.”

by Dickwad21 June 5, 2022

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Fur Stomper

The rave girls with the furry boots and usually they have but are not limited to beanies with the ears, fur, and/or the long ear flaps that can fall anywhere from shoulders or lower and hoodie hats of all kinds. Also these girls are also very well known to have the ability to shuffle with decent skills.

>Dude did you she her?
>>Yeah man she looks hot in the furry boots and rave hoodie. Not to mention she can shuffle.
>Those girls are called fur stompers

by UselessInfoGuy May 6, 2013

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021

furred

When your pets get fur on your shit

"My dog furred my fucking phone nigga"

by sicko mode January 16, 2019

Furred

Doug B made this word sitting down on a tree smoking hella high up ina sky it was obama runtz its super fye he seen a squirrel he liked his tail he said he furred and it became a word , when u fried higher then ever u furred

yo bro im furred that blunt was crazy
teacher im furred can i take my test another day?
yo baby im furrred gimme some dome

by DougDId911 May 13, 2025