funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Funky Goop

A man’s semen.

Would you like to consume my funky goop

by Cumbo Fan Boy April 26, 2022

funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

Funky

A scottish pedophile known for trying to use sexual discord bots to interact with girls younger than him

Funky- Oh aye hes a funky wannabe

by ahjufikfgeuiguifffgsfgeikfhshs July 24, 2020

Crazy wacc funky

A popular name, especially with teens, for any said marijuana that the original strain name is unknown or forgotten

Hey mane boppin over with some of that crazy wacc funky

by CLP420 April 5, 2019

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018