The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out audio and video content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.

Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*

by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021

Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier

Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex

by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023

that funky wunky

some bomb ass home-grown weed

"aye you got some of that funky wunky?"

by cums1u7 June 5, 2023

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.

Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky

by Lindigo April 2, 2023

funky groove

It's the first smoke shop opened in citrus county , 19998, .. a hot chick, every novelty you could imagine has been sold there years after years, back in the day they started the "battle of the DJS", which the people would come from Tampa, Ocala, and Gainesville just to watch the battle and usually take lots of excasty. The owner seems to not age, which confusing many. The store is visted by many as a museum . A only must see in crystal river.

Yo, I'm headed to the funky groove buddy, whatcha need.

by Fg girl January 31, 2023

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023