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Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.
John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!
by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020
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Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.
by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
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Kobe

A BLACK nIQQA WHO'HAS PLAYED IN THE NBA.
Wow it's kobe
by NOTITTIESTOWATCH January 28, 2020
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Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it
Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background
by Deai March 25, 2025
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Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.
Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.
by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020
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Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.
Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.
by Evenrude February 24, 2020
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