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Australian Rules Football 

A sport where the criminal activities of players can be overlooked. Search "afl drugs" , "afl rape" , "afl gang bashing" , "afl player drink driving" , "afl player assaults policewoman" , and the most insidious of all "afl sexual assault hush money" . It's an attitiude that filters down to the lower grades in acts of violence and racism(search "werribee junior afl team assaults disabled girl" and "grubbers attack jewish man" for details). They also recently exported their mindless criminality and violence to Ireland in the form of a "hybrid" international that combined the idiocy of professional AFL with the athletic prowess of amatuer gaelic football, the series now appears to be abandoned after complaints of violence and thuggery both on and off the field from the Irish. (search "Fevola assaults Irish barman", of course he apparently assaulted him after standing at the bar spitting into a pile of a teammates fresh vomit, did I mention they are all class?)

The governing body has made the wise decision of contracting media outlets to provide "favourable coverage" which is why it's mindless band of supporters seem to believe it to be an unstoppable force that will over-run world sport, unfortunately for them the reality is that it's taken over 100 years to gain any level of support from more than 1/2 of Australias population (NSW & QLD), and that is on the back of the mass migration of Victorians to the Northern states.

Also known as aerial ping-pong, forcings-back, fagball, gAyFL, AwFuL and the Australian Felon League. It is the only sport that rewards mediocrity by awarding points for missing a shot at goal.
AwFuL supporter - Did you watch the footy?

Normal Human - Sure did, did you see Benjis try?

AwFuL supporter - No, I mean AFL.......Australian Rules Football

Normal Human - Why would I watch that rubbish, are you trying to imply I'm gay? Or some sort of criminal groupie? I would never follow that tripe, now remove yourself from my sight and return to whatever hole you crawled out of.

American Football 

American football and rugby are both physically demanding sports... I've played both... The styles of play are much different though... Rugby is about pure tackling and ball movement as opposed to football which is about impact in addition to tackling skill and quick linear movement down field. The speed and impact in American football is the reason for the pads (without them, the amount of spinal cord and brain injuries would be horriffic)... With regard to the breaks between plays in football, there's a purpose other than giving the big guys on the lines a break (and by big, I mean 300+ pounds...). American football is a game of set plays and tends to get very complex with all the terminology and the amount of plays you have to memorize (most coaches script anywhere from 150 to 250 possible plays per game). Granted, rugby is more fast paced and the plays are more oriented to the flow of the game which makes it pretty exciting to watch and challenging to play. As far as I'm concerned, they're both great sports with their own challenges.
Would like to get your ear ripped off in a scrum or have Roy Williams crush you coming over the middle playing American football?!?
American Football by IWearBlack April 11, 2005

Silent Football 

A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this
I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football
Silent Football by Mr. Kroaky September 1, 2010

american football 

a controlled street fight
in american football- trent green gets severely concussed from a hit by robert geathers.
on the street- your ass is in jail

Boyertown football 

One of the most retard football teams in Junior High and Senior High School football. The coaches are completely incompetent, though they think they are good. The team consist of a homosexuell ape, a troll, ,some bilo and kids who take it it to seriously, like miss time to spend with their kid to play. The coaches are the worst of it, they have no idea of what they are fucking doing. They mostly get their plays of of madden. They have no lives what so ever. They make you want to hate football. They think they can win pac 10 championships and when they don't they get pissed at the players for their sucky coaching . One of the kids on the team is fucking one of the coach's wife behind his back
guy1: hey, don't you go to boyertown?
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife

queer as a football bat 

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?
Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.