Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar August 4, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

Fetus soup

A good lunch made of fetus.

Yo me and Rickey are gunna go and get some fetus soup.

by datboss69 May 20, 2016

Fetus child

A nigger like GAYLE WHO CAME OUT THE BUTT

DAMN IS SHE A FETUS CHILD SHE SMELLS LIKE IT

by 4.29.15 August 22, 2016

fetus

Michael Lin is a fetus

Wow would you look at that fetus

by mlcolin December 19, 2016

Foecus

Premature shit resulting in a faecal incident.

Laura & Annette walked in on Shane giving birth to a 'Foecus' after a particularly rock hard schnitt, they were so shocked they dropped their spooky chips.

by anonymous June 3, 2018

Fetus Cemetery

The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.

Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom

by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018