flex boner

When a dick is not hard but its not soft. It is basically a boner that you can flex.

Usually you get a flex boner when drunk.

Can also be referred to as a flex-b.

I was so tanked last night, I couldn't even have sex because all I had was a flex boner.

by Zach2k8 March 12, 2008

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flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'

Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)

by Zaneke Mutumbo December 18, 2011

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Flexing

A desperate attempt to win an argument. Something that one person accuses another of doing when the accused person makes a salient point that the accuser cannot refute.

Bob just made a bunch of good points, but he can't be right. He must be flexing.

by azzrancor September 5, 2012

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new flex

You're new lady

"My old flex is my new flex now and we're working on it" -Drake

by AceColby February 8, 2017

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flexibition

Lads in tight t-shirts, trying to pull.
Or, Mr. Universe contestants.

Arnie made a career from being the ultimate " flexibition (ist)".
That bar we were in was full of posers and " flexibition (ists)".
I have to go to the gym, I wanna get flexibition on for Saturday night.

by Marc Lynch February 19, 2009

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flexirestitarian

a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat.

a flexitarian is someone who eats meat only occasionally.

a flexirestitarian is someone who eats meat occasionally only when it is served at a restaurant, otherwise they are strictly vegetarian.

Y'all hear about Darian? Apparently that Rastafarian librarian is a flexirestitarian.

by Snaggletooth 4 life February 8, 2010

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