flexibition

Lads in tight t-shirts, trying to pull.
Or, Mr. Universe contestants.

Arnie made a career from being the ultimate " flexibition (ist)".
That bar we were in was full of posers and " flexibition (ists)".
I have to go to the gym, I wanna get flexibition on for Saturday night.

flexibition by Marc Lynch February 19, 2009

Flexicution 

A term and funny word for killing shit. Originally made by Logic as a song and a word.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy that fought lil pump?
Person 2: Nah bro, but that sounds like a Flexicution.

"Logic got the crowd hype when he played Flexicution"

Flexicution by toohype December 23, 2017

flexicution 

When someone is bragging but not really gloating in repetition.

God damn, Mike be on some flexicution with those expensive shoes

flexicution by IAmOmar May 13, 2016

Flexicution 

i.e. Flawless Execution.

To perform something perfectly.
To kill shit.

“Show ‘em how it’s really done. Hit ‘em with that flexicution.”

“This is what the people said they wanted from the young boy; from the– from the– from the God”

Flexicution by Don Corona June 28, 2018

Flexicution 

A term coined by Logic that means to kill shit while flexing on them. It is the title of a song he has made.

This that flexicution
This is what the people say they wanted
From the young boy, from the- from the- from the God
This that flexicution
This is what the people say they wanted
From the rap God, from the- from the- from the God.

Flexicution by UltraSmasherGaming May 4, 2019

Flexhibitionist

Those guys in spandex that workout by jogging on sidewalks that lie directly beside busy city streets that stop mid-workout to stretch publicly, showcasing both their bodies and flexibility.

Q: Why is that guy just standing there on the sidewalk and stretching?

A: Because he's a flexhibitionist. That's what they do.

Flexhibitionist by ceeellcee December 8, 2012

flexicutioner 

One who flexes in all the right ways to all the right people, no matter what he (or she) is flexing.

“Wow, you see the way he wears that ice cold fit? That Gucci belt? Those Saint Lauren slides? Yeah, that’s a flexicutioner.”

flexicutioner by jjheyhey9 January 16, 2019