flashimnottrash

FlashImNotTrash, The Legend, The great!!!
This player can knock out any player in one punch. He can take any hits in the world! If you meet him make sure to beg for his friend request!

FlashImNotTrash knocks out the whole crowd in the speed of light!

by EusijKaoso June 8, 2020

phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.

My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.

by mortified spouse June 4, 2009

Snow Flash

When a Canadian rap star makes one hit song inspired by traumatic real life experience.

"Informer" by Snow is a Snow Flash

by QuefingItReal February 6, 2010

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012

National Flash Somebody Day

Single or not flash somebody on April 16th.

Josh i just got flashed by 5 girls... I love National Flash Somebody Day!!!!

by The.Greatest.Ever May 26, 2018

Southern Oregon Flashflood

a move used to bring about the end of an overly long sex session.

Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!

Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?

Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place

by andrezen November 12, 2007