fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Fecal funny gas

A person who opens a persons anus and waits for a fart to inhale it

Man I can go for some fecal funny gas

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

facan't

Facan’t, when a person is fucking cunt but circumstances prevent you from using the actual words.

I was driving mum home and some facan't cut me off, had to be nice and not yell you fucking cunt.

by pezpact June 5, 2019

fuck fegan

a way of describing an absolute fucken shit cunt usually used to insult someone you hate

you see that guy over there "yeah" fuck Fegan yeah "fuck Fegan"

by big bad daddy brad May 15, 2018

Kobe Feckner

kobe has issues. she always goes back to her ex.

"Kobe Feckner is sped means you have issues"

by Bark Bark! May 25, 2022

fecalnecophiliac

Someone who stimulates him/herself by having sexual feeling/thoughts or acts with dead shit

Oh my god chris your such a fecalnecophiliac....

by phillipWWWWWW November 3, 2006

fecal feast

to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit

Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.

by pappapitt December 25, 2006