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fortnite 

fortnite: gayness in the Anus, a way for virgins to get their rocks off and forget that they are gay. but it doesnt work, playing it instantly makes you gay.
timmy must like it in the bum because all he does is play fortnite
fortnite by Gayfortniteplayer July 23, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that will die on October 12.
John: Wanna play Fortnite?
Johnny: No I just got COD.
Fortnite by Guav July 26, 2018

Fortnite 

A free game with a payment required to unlock, or a free battle royale mode, it has about the same amount of players as there are virgins in the world. It features cosmetics which is where most of the enjoyment comes from
Yo, why's jimmy still inside?

He's trying to get to teir 100 in fortnite in 2 days
Fortnite by 1264926482 July 31, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.
Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner

Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later

Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet

Fortnite 

“You play Fortnite?” “Yeah man I’ve spent $2000 dollars already.”
Fortnite by Fortnite vs PUBG June 9, 2018

Fortnite 

It's the game to play if you're looking to construct AIDS or cancer. Most people who play it have 1-2 synapses going through their brain at a time, and the rest are children and male adults who wear diapers still.
Dylan: Hey man how many solo dubz you got on Fortnite
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?

Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit
Fortnite by JockHawk June 9, 2018