Ethan Barry

a man who is publically into sharing his boner endeavors not disclosing his fantasies of incest. He likes: Meisje. Very self absorbed and posh and has a very nice british accent

"i Ethan barry want to have sex with my cousin, i am so posh and i am not self absorbed"

by ethanbarryfan7000 November 13, 2022

Ethan

The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know

Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*

by anonymous December 14, 2022

Ethan is a bitch

Fuck you bitch Ethan nick and me are gonna eat your legs

Person 1:yooo fuck you wait can we agree that Ethan is a bitch
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.

Ethan...NO...

by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023

Ethan Abel Correa

His haircut probably looks like an open book. He tries to approach the opposite gender but is denied furiously, nevertheless, his pursuit is not stopped by this. He is a pile of wet, mossy stones.

Ethan Abel Correa...NO

by CuriousSamurai March 28, 2023

Ethan Gershonne

Ethan is the kindest and most understanding person you will ever meet. Not only will he always be there for you, but will never judge you for your past. He's truly an amazing person and is very close to perfect. He's smart, funny, cute, caring, understanding and overall amazing. He's the guy any girl would be lucky to have. He will always stand up for you no matter what. If you ever meet an Ethan, make sure to be kind and stay close because he will be the best person you'll know. Once you start talking to an Ethan, you never want to stop. He has the cutest smile anyone has ever seen and is one of the most talented people ever. Beethoven who? His laugh will lighten your day. He's the kind of guy that knows how to cheer you up all the time, and then brag about his math grades. Overall a great person that you should cherish forever.

Ethan Gershonne has a PHATass!

by aganus March 31, 2023