"Man! you're such a dry turkey!"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
"Dude ditch the dry turkey"
"Oh really? At least im not a dry turkey"
by Jamba098 October 15, 2013
Get the Dry Turkeymug. a small village in Central Louisiana. Doesn't have much in it and if you blink too slowly you've passed through it already.
by middleofnowhereville July 7, 2009
Get the Dry Prongmug. John: "I haven't seen Chris since college graduation. Is he married?"
Joe: "Yeah, but he's got a dry marriage. His wife doesn't give him any."
Joe: "Yeah, but he's got a dry marriage. His wife doesn't give him any."
by Boo Ya Ya November 28, 2012
Get the Dry Marriagemug. Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Dry Ballermug. by howie333 September 19, 2007
Get the dry runmug. the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
by diserra July 14, 2009
Get the dry dockingmug. A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011
Get the Dry Dickmug.