Drunkle

Drunk Uncle

I almost ran over Tommy passed out I. The driveway last night..he's my my Drunkle on my Daddy's side.

by Caroh November 15, 2017

Drunkexcuse

A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.

"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."

"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."

by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Drunkess

A posh female drunk

The professor's wife has become a real drunkess.

by Jack the vance July 31, 2018

drunkencocoa

DrunkenCocoa (pronounced ‘retard’) is an edgy furry artist on the dying site known as google+. Things she has done include emotional abuse, manipulating someone into cutting themselves (believing that this will appease the demons) and sacrificing cats to our satanic overlords.

Hudson: did you see what DrunkenCocoa did today?
Rae: lol yeah I can’t wait until this god forsaken site is shut down for good so we don’t have to deal with her bullshit

by Definitely not Jackie October 18, 2018