The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

by Ervaela February 27, 2015

Floral dress Derogatory

floral dress derogatory is a woman who wears floral dresses because she's big.

look at Rebecca, she's wearing a floral dress derogatory

by ValkMayhem July 13, 2022

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 05, 2019

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 22, 2019

sunday dress

something we saw your sister wearing, apparently.

“i see your sister in a sunday dress”

- axl rose

by tatum ?! April 02, 2024

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.

"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."

by R. Lethe February 19, 2025