dildong ditch 

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

dildong ditch by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

The Ditch 

A nickname used by posh people for South Reading.

She’s hot and all but she’s from the ditch.

The Ditch by BigA1990 September 6, 2018

snip and ditch 

When you discover somebody ain't shit, so you cut them off and run away.

I thought this dude was chill but he kicks cats for fun, so I had to snip and ditch that bitch.

snip and ditch by ClubChill April 2, 2017

ding-dong-ditch 

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

ding-dong-ditch by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

Date Date Ditch 

When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".

Poor Burbrady , was date date ditched by his putative forever-lasting tinder girlfriend Ingrid.

Date Date Ditch by ImagePampererMoribundMurdoch May 6, 2018

Ding Dong Ditch 

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

Ding Dong Ditch by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

shit and ditch 

This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.

Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.

shit and ditch by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009