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Dinosaur Earth Society 

Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.
Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.

DINOSAUR 

A reptile who walked the earth millions of years ago

a 80s dance song -do the dinosaur
a tyranosaurus rex a bronciosaurus
DINOSAUR by hig February 24, 2005

Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.
Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

dinosaur backbone 

When someone is so skinny that their spine sticks our like the scales on a tricerotops
Sarah had lost so much weight that when she bent over, i could see her dinosaur backbone through her swhirt.
dinosaur backbone by Karin R November 11, 2006

dinosaur tick

The nipple of a large tit, large areola
Cindy has a hella set of dinosaur ticks
dinosaur tick by big ld January 14, 2008

dinosaur penis 

A massive throbing prehestorique penis
woah maxe's penis is a dinosaur penis