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I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments

by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020

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Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem

Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp

by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018

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Derp

A weird person, someone who doesn’t pick up on social cues. Makes weird, uncomfortable jokes at unessecary times. Really awkward.

“When I told Darien we had beaten the #2 team in the nation, she told me it was shocking because we ‘weren’t historically good in the past’, what a derp”

by TheeKeeblerElf April 5, 2023

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scared and coughing

"I'm just derping so hard." - Call Me Kevin

by powerwavz December 3, 2020

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Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023

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