Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"
by Buttany May 12, 2014
Get the Dank eyemug. A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.
Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.
by TinyTowers December 12, 2014
Get the dinkle dankmug. "Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"
Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.
Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.
by In the can June 6, 2016
Get the crank the dankmug. by Sir Memelord Scrubbin The Meme April 8, 2017
Get the Un-dankmug. "Hey look at this meme. I've never seen one so dank."
*holding in laughter* "THATS NO MEME! ITS A REALLY DANK MEEM"
*asthma attack from laughing*
*holding in laughter* "THATS NO MEME! ITS A REALLY DANK MEEM"
*asthma attack from laughing*
by Meems4life February 28, 2017
Get the dank meemmug. Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some weed to put in this bowl of shisha?
Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."
Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."
by Breedlejuice August 4, 2011
Get the sprankly danksmug.