Dad 

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

Dad by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

Dad 

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

Dad by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

dad 

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

dad by anonymous January 24, 2022

Dad 

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

Dad by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

dad 

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

dad by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

Dad 

An asshole from hell.

My dad is an asshole.
sorry not sorry

Dad by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Dad 

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

Dad by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022