if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

E D W A R D

Ginger Ninja. Tries to mess with eshays. Struggles with eyesight and talking, tends to mumble. Bugha wannabe. Started having hair loss at the age of 9. Has a very big and shiny forehead. Runs with sword hands. ( We love our Ginger ninja x )

Dude 1 : OMG what’s that light
Dude 2 : that’s E D W A R D’s shiny forehead
Dude 1 : must be that forehead wax he uses

by DaBois42069 May 5, 2020

S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.

Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.

by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2022

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup February 10, 2012

Eat a D

What one says to a person they are mad at or joking around with. D is just a nice way of saying dick

Paul: Yo Aaron, wanna go nut butting?

Aaron: Maaaannn, go Eat a D!

by Aaron East August 20, 2012

m.A.A.d

An acronym created by Kendrick Lamar for the title of his album ‘good kid m.A.A.d city’ and a song in the album ‘m.A.A.d city’. It stands for both ‘my angel on angel’s dust’ (mentioned near the end of m.A.A.d city) and my angry adolescence divided’.

m.A.A.d city is lit af

by 69d.A.A.n69 May 27, 2018

porn a.d.d.

Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.

A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.

by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010