cooter cubes

ice cubes that have been inserted in a pussy

that stripper took a ice cubes from my jack&coke and put it in my mouth. that was a good cooter cubes

by mfnporter85 October 16, 2010

Chicago Cubs

See Epic Fail

Major league baseball team plagued by epic suckiness.

Person 1: "Think the Chicago Cubs will go another 100 years without a World Series?"

Person 2: "Is that serious?"

by Sox Fan 7Million April 27, 2010

cubism

The belief that Ernő Rubik is our lord and savior.

Person 1: I cant stay up and drink, I have to go to church tomarrow.

Person 2: What, do you practice, christianity?

Person 1: No, cubism.

by The Cubist January 13, 2010

chubis my wubis

Another term for "suck my dick", "i just powned yer mothafuckin ass." or "take that son of a bitch!"

Daniel beat David at football by 35 points.
Daniel would scream at David, "CHUBIS MY WUBIS" :)

by suckthatbitch:) April 7, 2009

cubs

another name for horseshit as given to us by Ozzie Guillen. in a press conference he called the Cubs "horseshit" and since i hate the Cubs i find it fitting.

That burger tasted awful, i thought it was totally "Cubs".

A 1989 Chevy Corsica is "Cubs".

The manager wants me to cover Frank's area tonight too, this is fuckin' "Cubs"!!!

by fat and funky thunderchunky March 17, 2010

cougar cubs

the offspring of any cougar that has successfully mated with her cougar bait

" oh yeah jen & walt? she is totally the cougar wifey, 3 years older than him and they have kids, look at their 2 little cougar cubs... luke & avery"

by redneck wrecka August 10, 2008

cubs

the "lovable losers", nobody really loves them. the team isn't that bad, it's just their annoying, obnoxious fans that make the team so bad.

1: Did you see the Cubs game last night?
2: Nah, did they win? Oh yah forgot we're talkin about the Cubs
1: FUCK YOU THE CUBS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER ITS JUST THEIR MANAGER AND THE STUPID OWNER AND insert one of the many reasons why the cubs suck. DONT MESS WITH MY CUBBIES
2: damn, calm down. God i hate cubs fans.

by astrosfan January 17, 2009