A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.
by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023

by rr525 June 24, 2022

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene
by GianniGod October 6, 2020
