get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit

Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me

by Richneph November 23, 2021

Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.

I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!

by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021

hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.

It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb

by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023

Crumbs

Repealment for "Oh F***"

"Oh Crumbs

by QWERTER-QWERT October 25, 2023

Crumb down

The feeling of guilt after you eat a whole pack of biscuits (or cookies) in one sitting.

I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down

by Jmeadows1992 October 28, 2023

to crumb

(verb) the act of leaving crumbs behind

to crumb means:
oops i crumbed!
omg she crumbed on the table
oh look she’s crumbing

by thatcrumbinggal October 30, 2023