nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.

Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.

by Fire9388 December 27, 2020

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crumb

a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.

Steve was the King Crumb.

by notQUEEN June 16, 2010

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crumbed

When you're crying and simultaneously ejaculate.

Bro I just crumbed. It was painful yet joyous.

by WalterWhite23 February 22, 2024

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When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.

"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"

by False.Pulse December 1, 2022

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