crockfetish

term used to describe retarded information.

thomas: according to newtons laws of physics, math and science is all myths

billly: thats a bunch of crockfetish

by boobs March 21, 2005

moon cricket

A black person who is very loud during the night playing rap music and screaming like monkeys.

I hate these moon crickets cominginto our neighbourhood.

by mooncricket69420 July 9, 2019

Cricket

A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.

Also see chode and boner

U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!

by Queeqwam November 22, 2003

Betty Crocker

When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender

" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"

" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"

"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"

by BASEGOD1 November 9, 2011

chris crocker

A hilarious gay Youtube star. Became famous after his 'Leave brittany alone!' Video, in which he cryed and yelled at brittany haters, who were bashing brittany's VMA comeback performance. Honestly thinks he's female. Usually draws disgust from viewers, but also draws laughter.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.

Person 1 (Chris fan): Did you see Chris Crocker's new video on youtube?
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-

by orgasmicforyogos May 13, 2008

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009