meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015

Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.

Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.

by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011

Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.

Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."

by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020

sneak creeping

sneaking up outta nowhere to merk niggas in fortnight

this dude on fortnight was sneak creeping while I was boonk ganging shit from houses

by Its.me.Jim. February 4, 2018