Createful Thinking

The ability to process the average 50,000 thoughts your brain has every day and put those thoughts to good use.

By using createful thinking a person can write 500 words a day which would be approximately 365 pages or 182,500 words.

by Trailer Park Bob July 19, 2019

Creamy Whiteboy

Some that’s so white there skin looks like cream. As soon as you see him you wanna beat the fuck out of him. They often define yogurt as spicy.

Holy shit Jerry your a fucking creamy whiteboy go get a motherfucking spray tan.

by Nick Colella December 13, 2019

Creative Distancing

During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules

Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.

by Macblue April 23, 2020

Creative Nighter

A person that is more creative at night.

Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday

by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

Creamy Peach pie

When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.

Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!

by ratis le sexologist February 24, 2021

Creamy New Years

The act of taking the most vial and disgusting hooker, getting twenty dudes to cum in her, shake a champagne bottle and letting it off in her vagina without cleaning it, then you proceed to drink the champagne from her.

Okay, we're all set! I got the champagne, now who wants a Creamy New Years?

by Slugedge January 13, 2021