Corner Craig

When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.

Last night was so fun, I played Corner Craig as my wife got adjusted.

by Ken Larson January 20, 2024

Craiged

To transfer someone's own panic on to another, causing flapping.

I was already stressed and then he Craiged me!

by Mamma fun sponge October 6, 2020

Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.

Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.

by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021

Craig

Craig is a sexy person.He has a large cock.He is good at tennis.He fucks his turks in the hallway

Omg craig has a bbc

by Craig is cute69420 December 5, 2019

Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.

First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.

by phiddy February 19, 2010

Craig Dowman

An extremely handsome man, who will steal your girl. Known for his humongous penis size, wits, cunning, intelligence, and overall awesomeness. But Craig Dowman can be quite bothersome at times, although he may not mean it, and has slept with so many people he lost count at 52.

Craig Dowman is awesome!

by LiterallyEveryPersonEver May 25, 2022

craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022