"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
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Get the Counter Blox Roblox Offensive mug.A) An opposing or retaliatory measure
B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.
C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3
D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.
E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff
B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.
C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3
D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.
E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff
A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."
B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."
C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."
D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."
E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."
B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."
C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."
D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."
E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."
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businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."
Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and
reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and
reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
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