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A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.
"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
by GEHooven August 22, 2017
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Countermeasures

A) An opposing or retaliatory measure

B) An episode title of C.S.I. Miami.

C) Deploying flares, ECM Hammer, or a smoke screen on Battlefield 3

D) The act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.

E) A 1998 film starring Michael Dudikoff
A) "A resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current."

B) Herp: "Hey Derpina did you catch the name of the C.S.I. Miami episode last night?"
Derpina: "Yeah it was titled Countermeasures."

C) Pilot to gunner: " I just deployed my ECM Jammer and they are locking onto us again. Looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have."

D) Derp: "I found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures."

E) Movies 1998-
Herp: "Well that has to be the worst fucking depiction of a war movie I have ever laid my eyes on."
Helping: "Seriously what a waste of money."
by iSick1e March 30, 2012
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counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014
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count poopula

A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.
Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."
by Silli Vanilli July 8, 2014
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Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.
Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!
by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019
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The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave
Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.
by Bolony1 May 20, 2019
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