by Jagger guy April 10, 2020

Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.
That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?
by Corona ed July 6, 2022

by jimmyjones155555 June 4, 2020

Someone you have a crush on that you want to be in quarantine with so that you can spend two weeks together at home alone.
by secr3tuser March 17, 2020

by NYX LIKES BIG TITTYS February 11, 2022

“wait, what’s so special about the corona squad?”
“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”
“oh... one voluntarily stuck their face in a lake,
one fell in a river,
one got hit by a car,
one slept in...”
by nicholas is in a cage July 3, 2020
