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Pulling the rip cord

when about to have sex with a woman on her period, you pull out the tainted tampon that was in her vaginal canal
Example 1:

Guy 1: "hey man, did you guys get it on last night? I was chatting with her girlfriend and she said there was no chance cuz she was on her period. So we were kind of laughing at you for trying so hard."

Perp/Guy2: "Dude, you underestimate me; she was a little cranky, but once I pulled the ripcord it was all good"

Hence: Pulling the rip cord

Example 2:

Lots of couples enjoy sex on a regular basis, regaurdless of the time of month for the female. Pulling the rip cord is common practice for some.......
by LBlizzy August 20, 2010
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Coldsnap

the word referring to the Arctic conditions that Ireland is having at the moment.
newsreader:and the Coldsnap is expected to continue for another week.
by LilIrishGurl! January 9, 2010
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cardslot

an extreme variation of the "coinslot", where a girl's pants ride so low that the amount of ass crack showing more closely resembles something into which one would jam a debit card.
Check out that skank's cardslot! Hey! Turn around, bitch! I need to make a withdrawal!
by beansoup July 31, 2011
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Drinks for Cards

a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola

Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle

The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
by your best idiot May 17, 2010
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The Cord Problem

This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place
Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"

Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"

Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"
by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010
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making index cards

another way of say masturbation (pleasuring yourself)
i love making index cards in front of my gf
by ....>>>.>.... January 19, 2009
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The Aux Cord

The “Aux Cord” is a level 2 sex move where the man while performing doggy pops his thumb in his lady friends anal cavity.
Yeah man we were going hard last night and out of nowhere I pulled “The Aux Cord”
by The Reecer June 20, 2023
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