cloud chasing

Trying to produce the largest, densest, most opaque cloud while vaping.

Del is the vape king. When he's cloud chasing you can't even see his head

by Horma July 21, 2016

Dense cloud

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

by hyattandy January 13, 2009

Clouding

getting high or "flying"

are we clouding this weekend?
nah i got no cash
ill pay
IIGHT

by yahtrick February 18, 2009

Cloud 9

When you smoked the Dankest weed and you're higher than the Heavens.

Bro 1: How high are you Fam?
Bro 2: I think I'm on Cloud 9.

by Jorgexiff April 10, 2017

cloudneye

The process of aquiring smoke in one's eye resultant from a poorly or inadequately lit tobacco product.

aaww shit i just cloudneye again. basterdin fegs!

by mojo_insy_gill May 18, 2007

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011

Cloud Bread

An abomination of life and everything

“ what is that disgusting piece of nothing”
“Oh that’s Cloud Bread”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020