Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022

the cincinnati switcheroo

Using your roommate's used inside out condom during sex to fuck up two lives at once.

Yeah, man, I gave her The Cincinnati Switcheroo.

My roommate is gonna be pissed after he finds out what I gave that prostitute.

by WTF2point0 September 5, 2023

Cincinnati sewer

When you open a manhole cover and it’s filled to the brim with shit and debris.

Man, I was working with Todd tonight on East Street and we opened up a real nasty Cincinnati sewer.

by Miss Stink Hole November 26, 2023

Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle

Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020

Cincinnati Gogurt

When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.

"She let me eat Cincinnati Gogurt last weekend"

by L1ttlef0x September 3, 2023