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Chronic Tapper

When a percussionist is tapping non stop 24 forkin 7 and it never stops and it sounds like the rains of hell
Hey you are such a chronic tapper stop forkin tapping.
by Dramqueen April 19, 2018
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Chronic

Similar to sick, chronic describes something that’s cool/insane/crazy
Bro, last night was so chronic!
by BrokenBlades December 3, 2017
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Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018
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Chronic

Something that is extreme, it either being a taste, smell or a effect.
Whoa! That blue cheese is chronic.
by Loopt March 4, 2017
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Chronic

Slang for hydroponically grown marijuana, coined by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. The word "hydroponic" was misheard and repeated back as

"chronic", and it stuck.
(Hits blunt) "Damn, nigga! What type of shit is this!?"

(From across the room) " It's that hydroponic!"

"It's the Chronic!?"
" Yeah"
by Sinnisin13 August 8, 2016
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Chronic Courage

Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
by Northern Kush July 30, 2016
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Chronic Bongchitis

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020
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