Christopher Newport University 

A college in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia known for being drier then the Sahara Desert. The students have the superiority complex of UVa kids and think everyone else is trashy, yet while they're playing World of Warcraft and watching entire seasons of Family Guy on a Friday night, students at every other college are out getting laid. Go figure.

"I'm transferring to community college."

"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"

"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"

Christopher Newport University by evannnnnN November 6, 2007

Christopher 

A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.

Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.

Christopher by noH0mO March 7, 2011

Christopher 

common slang referring to flatlanders in the state of Vermont

That guy was a total Christopher, he must be from New York.

Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city

Christopher by VTflava April 16, 2008

Christopher Kenneth Isley

This guy has a big dick and you should always try to get with him

Wow , thats nothing compared to a Christopher Kenneth Isley dick

Christopher Kenneth Isley by Thatguyyyyyyudontknow October 27, 2017

Saint Christopher 

Supposedly one of the best Catholic elementary schools. I went there for 9 long years, and I can tell you, Holy Family is right. It's full of short, rich brats. Don't send your kid there.

kid from saint christopher: hi
other kid: hi
kid from saint christopher: me and all my friends are going to disneyland in japan do you wanna come oh that's right you can't afford it peace.

elementary crappy school what the hell

Saint Christopher by Ruit January 4, 2009

Christopher reeves 

Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon

Similar to horse fucking except you let her go and impaling her head into the wall.

Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon
Christopher Reeves aka superman aka horse fucking

Christopher reeves by Shocklin & Gideon March 7, 2009

Christopher Columbus

The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.

Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.

Christopher Columbus by Mistletoe's RHA CWRU November 1, 2010