Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
Get the Chrismug. by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass
Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
by McDuggle December 18, 2018
Get the Chrismug. 
The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug.