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little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
Chris you fucking skinhead
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
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Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
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Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.
-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris
by McDuggle December 18, 2018
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Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
Chris yo toes ugly af boy!
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
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Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
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A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
Is that a Chris. I wonder if I can be friends with him.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
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Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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