Choder

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.

by freedogger March 19, 2010

choaderific

Someone who is lame, usually applied to frat types and the people who love them. You can be a choadie, a choadette or choaderific.

"Remember that short annoying boy at my party with the hair?"
"SEAN SHOTGUN." (choaderific)

by Malcolm D November 11, 2006

Cholder

A chin that's so fuckin' big it looks like an extra shoulder.

Man, look at that dude's chin, its definitely a cholder!

by evilhomer2300 March 2, 2009

Chower

When you chill in the shower

I had some time to kill, so I decided to take a chower before I went out.

by Doormatt1123 March 9, 2015

CHODER

An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).

Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"

Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."

Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."

by crawl-bavk April 23, 2016

chalibut chowner

An extremely large and pitchy wave, that breaks violently and all at once.

Holy shit brah! Mike just got his chalibut chowned by that 10 foot wave!

Watch out! This next wave is gonna be a chalibut chowner!

by phlows December 19, 2012

choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick

Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay

by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008