Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024

cooked

"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you

Bro #1: bro it's so over for me, i didn't study for todays exam..
Bro #2: yeah you're cooked

by puszek January 30, 2024

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

cooked up niggaz

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard

Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”

by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

crookedkevin8

An epic dude

person1: omg is that crookedkevin8?

person2: OMG IT IS CROOKEDKEVIN8!!!!

by Bradlyissoooocool November 25, 2023

Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023