Chong

To smoke; usually a joint/spliff or blunt.

Friend 1 "That smells like some good weed man"

Friend 2 "It is! Here, have a chong of this!"

by pikypedia August 17, 2024

Chong

To take a massive hit on a vape or e cig

“Let me have a Chong on that”

by eoj htims November 9, 2021

miss chong

The best technology teacher ever

Miss Chong is Awesome.

by P Pakdeejit February 19, 2017

Chong

A God amongst men the true king of the simps transcended all Asians

Bro Nick Chongs Hot

by jeurfhejfijsfuisefesf May 18, 2021

Chongs

If something smells disgusting/unbearable it 'chongs'

another more passionate word for 'stinks'

Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'

by Lord M Lemon June 5, 2019

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."

Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong

Tony El Chong Cuey is him

by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025

Chong

verb to take full advantage of ones position or others generosity without giving anything in return, especially when it comes to food

Robert came to my restaurant today, he really chonged me
I am coming to visit you tomorrow with my entire family. I will chong you

by poldino November 29, 2021