Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Force choke

Force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your penis (hints force choke) while saying "force choke". it is most fun when doing it to people you don't know or people that dont know what it means.

Jamie says an absolutly retarded remark. I grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying "force choke".

by Zombie Steve October 15, 2006

choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate

I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!

by DJ Little Strawberry December 06, 2004

choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

by Brigg August 03, 2006

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne November 10, 2008

Choke the Trigger

To fire a gun

he pulled out his gun and he choke the trigger

by Bankai150014 October 26, 2009

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017