Chode

A chubby fat small dick.

Asian,Black,Jake,A gay guy,(Chode)

by ghostkiller69 October 9, 2014

Chode

Fat tiny penis

Dominic seese has a chode

by Pickle juice all on me887 March 6, 2017

Chode

A short fat dick.

Girl 1: He's so hot
Girl 2: Too bad he has a chode
Girl 1: Omg ew

by MiaCocoRocho August 19, 2013

Chode

Packing a load of meat in your pants

She likes to puff chode.

by yoink January 17, 2003

chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

chode

when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.

"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."

by Daver_G May 4, 2005

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007