by THE viridian299231312434341413 May 11, 2022

A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.
"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
by sax god June 12, 2018

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).
(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).
(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).
That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.
He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.
He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.
He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.
He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.
by Thundercroc May 29, 2022

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"
"You're queef chewing you biiitch"
"You're queef chewing you biiitch"
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by michael million August 18, 2016
