Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

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Cheesy Pickle

Slang for an unwashed, diseased penis. Due to the "cheese" that unwashed uncircumcised penises create, and the bumps a diseased penis may have, it resembles a cheesy pickle.

Don't sleep with that guy, he has a cheesy pickle!

by lllchrome February 16, 2025

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cheesy lady

A lady of cheese who has a pink Afro

cheesy lady is pulling a Brandon

by Calamity.exe November 11, 2022

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Cheesy-Corn

Some random fuck-boy trying to be deep on tik-tok or Instagram: Why be moody, when you can shake your booty.

You: *dies on the inside and types screamingly in the comment section* CHEESY-CORN! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Cheesy-Corn (the word: cheesy and corny combined) is the God-level of cheesiness. The person, who is trying this hard to be on the nose, deep and emotional is a person you should avoid throughout your entire life. It's a level so cringe, you lose so many brain cells from it, you can die.

by BlockTheButtDumpster August 14, 2021

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