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chappies

An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.
"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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chappelle

by Crafty September 5, 2008
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chapps

by dr3ad June 9, 2005
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clappy dance

The act of thrusting your groin area, causing a clapping sound caused by your ballsack hitting your buttcheeks.
<Man> Man, did she go crazy when you did the clappy dance?

<Other Man> Nah foo nah
by CHICKENBONENOWISON! October 16, 2009
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Chappal dealer

The most baka-est person on discord.
He won't give me even one chappal factory
Hmmm
Btw ur not popo's ur mine ichika
by PiroSteen December 26, 2021
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Happy Clappy

Jim Lambert, a retired professional clapper.
Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 17, 2018
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When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up
Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth
by Randall Mapson February 27, 2019
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