by Butthole Punching July 06, 2022
1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
Keri cannon is hot and she thicc with a mega big belly ;) dont mess with Keri cannon she will destroy your bloodline
Boy:"woah did you see that girl shes so thicc and she just dropped that kid, daayyymmmmmnnn!"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
Boy 2:"yeah that has to be a Keri cannon"
by Bigbootyfrigginthot November 13, 2019
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023
Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?
That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.
by Deputy Douchebag October 05, 2020
Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.
Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!
by acktionjac May 21, 2018
Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts
by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016