Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

Candorphalia

An obsession with truthfulness and truthful things shaped like a penis

The man had great candorphalia

by Anakxksnana April 5, 2015

Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass

"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"

by Chap-a-tron2000 April 7, 2015

cancer hero

A hero in Dota 2 that is incredibly overpowered

OD is such a cancer hero this patch

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016

cancerism

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

by Vendanis August 25, 2016