Cactus Effect

The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.

"Man, I've got a really bad cactus effect now."
"You've shaved your balls wrong!"

by D-bed December 18, 2011

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cacti sac

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.

No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

Cactussy

The pussy of a girl (or femboy) from arid areas where cacti grow

Chad: “dude I met this girl from New Mexico last night, she’s got the tightest cactussy I’ve ever seen bro!”
Kyle: “dude what?”

by DasMeThad November 22, 2021

genital cactus

Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.

"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."

by Radical Bob February 4, 2010