Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Coochie man

Someone who is incredibly amazing. They do have to like coochie though. Lesbians or Straight, you can be coochie man.

Or it can be a way of saying “I’m online” or spamming

-Hey man! How have you been?
-aHahA coochie man

by Jhido September 17, 2020

coochie queen

you slay all day and you yasifide and you ate that up

i ate that all day and you slayy queen you slay coochie queen

by slayyallday October 13, 2022

oozy coochie

A pussy that has been passed around quite a bit and is now dripping cum and it’s pretty wide

Mom I met up with a chick I met on tinder, she had an oozy coochie

by dr.pubic January 21, 2018

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021