Trash Coochie

A lame pussy you can receive from local horny retired sluts for free.

George got some trash coochie at the gas station.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019

coochie cunt

A "don't look at me and judge me", manly dressed (because she really is begging for the attention in reality), AND EXTREMELY BITCHY Lesbian.

Shawn: Holy fuck, I just got cussed out by that coochie cunt over there for talking to her "girlfriend".

Robert: Fuck that he/she coochie cunt and her friend. Tell them to go drink some cootie juice!

by First Name Last Letter Leaf April 4, 2020

Coochie Baseball

A form of baseball that is coochie

Wanna play coochie baseball?
What is coochie baseball?

by elsni May 5, 2021

Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Coochie catcher

A cootie catcher but for coochies

Imma go to a party tonight and use my coochie Catcher to get some
Coochie catcher is getting it

by Making an impact October 28, 2019

Coochie Slam

When you either Beat someone up, Or Fuck the life out of someone

"yooo brad got his coochie slammed" "i totally slammed stacys cooch!"

by Undamed May 31, 2019

coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust

daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.

by Dissapointing Salad June 12, 2022