A bro-type move that expresses aggression without actually carrying out any physical harm or getting into a fight. It is characterized by popping your collar, raising both arms behind and slightly above your head, and shaping your hands to look like crab claws. Then, simultaneously, you lean your body towards your bro and aggressively say, "Bro!, Bro!". With every instance of "Bro!", you get louder and flare your claws more and more.
Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).
Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.
Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Note 1: Bro crabbing can be very funny, but it won't get you laid--at least not in Harrisburg, PA (tested and failed).
Note 2: Only bro crab your bro. Bro crabbing someone who's not your bro can lead to a fight, which you will likely lose since the bro crab is not an effective offensive or defensive fighting move.
Note 3: If you are getting bro crabbed, the only adequate response is to bro crab right back.
Guy: Dude, let's get the attention of those fems through some bro crabbing.
...the guys bro crab...
Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
...the guys bro crab...
Girls: Hehehe... Those guys are so funny--let's do their friends!
by Miguel-DC May 17, 2010
by Kokokoji March 04, 2014
when you get your male friends to give you a blow job but its not gay.
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
Created by lil house phone on nojumper tour
lil house phone: Smokin' on a dick while I'm fuckin' on your bitch
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
He lickin' on my tip, I'm like "Bro I like that shit"
'Cause nigga I need the bro top, I'm like wassup
He take me to the back and my bro jerked me up
by cloutman 7 September 28, 2017
Deragatory term for full size trucks with an enourmous lift kit and overly large tires. Driven by a bro. See also: bro, bro edition.
by Eric!! June 27, 2006
A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.
by D.L. Crosse January 10, 2007
A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.
Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.
by Chim Ridgels November 07, 2010
by Hubes58 March 01, 2020