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boogerfucker

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger
PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!
by smelly booger 123 June 24, 2023
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The Boofer Boy's

"The Boofer Boy's are a hardcore White Water Kayaking splinter group formed from within the largest Canoe/Kayak club based in Liverpool uk.
The sole purpose of the group is to Boof the fuck out of any rapid, drop or similar feature on as many of the planets most extreme and challeging white water rivers as possible.
Due to the group participating in many extremely dangerous white water descents "members" are selected via a tough slection process that is always overseen by both of the groups co founders

The Boofer Boys founders are two highly talented, good looking individuals that have reached near Kaiser Soze status within the greater kayaking community.
Child talking to parent after witnessing the Boofer Boy's in action. "Mom........I wish I was a Boofer Boy they're the greatest!!!!... they've just boofed the fuck out of all them grade 5 drops"...."Mom""don't worry son one day you'll get there just keep practicing that paddling"
by theboofingkayaker June 15, 2011
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Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.
Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!
by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016
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salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose
I give my girl a s a salty booger last night
by Howie 1 December 17, 2016
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Baby Boober

A girl who has a fondness of acting like a cute baby prefferably with her boyfriend/ girlfriend in their alone time.
"My girlfriend is the cutest baby boober ever"
"Would you tell your girl to stop acting like such a baby boober mate"
"Aww, everybody loves the baby boober"
by Mcflurry Cake July 31, 2017
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Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.
I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.
by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019
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Infected Booger

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.
“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”
by SlamminSam April 2, 2020
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